All our Hop Dude could think about was Vegas and the ***** Mirage.
IDK about you, but when someone says "500", it's Teddy KGB. Before I completely drown this commemorative elixir in degen juice - let me get the hedonics out. Juicy fruit, tropical, berry, melon. An absolute 🔥blow your mind🔥 hazy double IPA. You can't balance body and sweetness better than this bad boy. If a normal hazy is like the Hop Dude set mining all night only to get destroyed on the river over and over (literally my life in a nutshell, but I digress), this beer is like flopping the nut flush with everyone drawing dead. For the Alchemist's 500th release (yes counting duplicates) we pulled out all the stops, introducing lupulin goodies at 5️⃣ different times in the brewing process, a blend of Motueka, Citra, Pacifica and Luminosa with a bit of Mot Hop Kief = the sprinkles on top (we'll splash the pot whenever the **** we please). Forget that soft seat in Queens or the golf pro game, our Hop Dude is finally hitting it big.